sigh! depressing mode is on now.
I think it's the hormones kicking in.
There's always a solution,
wank that meat and you'll feel fine.
I didn't expect my pmb holiday to be like that.
I planned on wild wild parties and beach blast where
bikinis is a must for all women.
What eventually happened on my holiday was
GAME EAT SHIT FISHING SHIT EAT GAME.
It's a fucking routine i can say.
FISHING with the big boys = FUN, TIRING & HEART BREAKING.
EERICkyliciouszxy, HamsterDEE, BENNYboiboi, ADRAINkalok and I went fishing on sunday afternoon in Serasa, the rain screwed us up so we went to ah NGOON's fish farm in mentiri. Si lang kia ADRAINkalok caught 3 badukangs. It was his first time fishing. Benny First Blood a noob badukang. HamsterDEE caught a fucking 2803 foot EEL i swear to god it was huge. Successs? We all thought it was tired and went near it then suddenly it jumped and try to bite us, we all ran screaming like pussys. So sad so sad, i & is eric caught nothing, not even a badukang. Sigh we're on a catchless spree.
Yesterday, hamsterDEE ERICkylicious and BENNYboiboi and I went fishing again, this time i'm sure i'm gonna catch something. We went to the RIMBA fish farm. I got lost there. I didn't have a rod so i had to use a kayu rod which i almost first blood the fishes TWICE. TWICE OMFG TWICE. TWWWWWWWWICE. 2 times 2 timessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. sob, it only i had a rod.
Everyone had that picture in mind.
SIGHHHHHHHHHH IF ONLY I HAD A SMEXY RODDDDDDDDDDddd. Oh well i wasn't the only guy who's heart was broken by fishing. Benny first blood a patin, which was mine but it didn't like me. ahahha. Then later DEE caught a tilapia then later Eric on a tilapia. He finally broke his catchless free, i'm still on the curse. Later Dee almost caught a HUGE HUGE HUGE pachiu, i saw it on the surface i swear to god it was also 2803 meters long. Sadly, it was too strong for dee. then later benny caught it same fish, it was so strong that it pulled benny into the pool and swam around playing with benny. benny had to hold on the rod and breathe from time to time. he got ownedzorz. kidding, same shiet happen to ben like dee. for one last cast. dee caught him another time but he ran too slow to the other bank. u noob. Everyone left rimba heart broken except for eric. i desperately need a rod now.
friends?
boo, go to hell.
love,
thefishingjon
Everyone had that picture in mind.