The most wasted day is that in which we have not laughed

2008-12-21T20:38:00.000-08:00

NEW BLOG

2008-03-23T06:24:00.000-07:00

hey guys i've moved to www.jonnylovestoned.blogspot.com. do re-link me. thanks & many loves.

you guys fought like a knight in shining armour

2008-03-04T03:14:00.000-08:00

no I'm not teasing, you guys did fought like a knight in shining armour. My prince charming ;D just a shoutout to all U-18 UBD & SSA LEAGUE MS TEAM.

don't give up now ma. We've kick the shit out of them first half but did badly in the second. Wasn't our day i guess, neverless i would love to congratulate all of you fuckers who did your game. Wasn't anyone's fault. ( maybe the ref, long chia si tu ho ) but whats over is over ma. fang kai ni de xin.

EILY AND I STILL LOVE YOU ALL. ( except wy )

6 man team for the win!

Monday
Tuesday
Wednesday
Thursday
Friday
Saturday
Sunday

i don't know what i'm exactly doing, neither know what i'm wishing nor hoping for. It's basically bullshit? beh zhai ma. suka wa think eh sometimes. am keeping myself busy with whatever stuffs, gym, basketball, add math
(fckinghellmothercbpukiputanginamakesnosensestupidsubjectwhyieventakeitnauhiagonglan)

getting busy makes you think less, worry less, emo less. everything is fine, just miss alot of people. I think is just me still wasting my life on thinking, everyone's busy, mp work? scholarship shit? schemes? si ma jon. what you doing ma jon. why so gong ma, kin tak zhe ma jon. ha mi siao everyday dota dota si la jon. sigh so dissapointed in you jon. wtf ma, ms student ic kunning mai serious.tak lin ah. *hebok face*

it's all good jon, maybe dreaming with your broken heart will get you somewhere. Hmm, dota? BCG? nahh. We'll make it big. WCG.

see you soon loves.
missing you si wa chlove =o
till then,
keep the chatbox alive. i beg you HEHE. lovelove

pacuLOVE

2008-02-18T03:45:00.000-08:00

I peered out from my mildly frosted window and into the barren fields. It was the 18^th of February 2008. I had the strangest feeling ever. The word pacu was repeating itself over and over again circulating the billions gazillions cells in the friggin brain..

Nat day KIRI KANAN practice were canceled for some of us as they weren't enough bus to handle the spartans. It was rather sad =o they had to even hire the purple bus to transport the students. Fat Eric went KIRI KANAN. The others stayed. Chilarr'xxxx at the library talking till they came back.

we LFG-ed for SKF in canteen. hian, eily and zhong tagged along. We 3 bought new rods and reels, feeling broke is i. Let me tell you a strory, this is how it begin, We 3 noobs & 1 pro ( me ) went to SKF for fishing at 3 in the afternoon. It weather was feck hot. It really start the heat, got eily into rage and he kept agggroooo me son, really fat eric, you're annoying. i wna hantam you son. Zhong's "sua" was fecked up, Ian, with his 70 dollar reel tried to shine but failed, Eily with his $1.80 "sua" failed to impress the pacu, patin, lalaks. It was no doubt the only hero of the day ( me ) caught the only fish. Here's what happened.

Jon sitting on the ground trying to fix Ian's messed up reel. Then suddenly

" ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
" WA LIA TIO HE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH " - jonHERO

Eily, Zhong, Ian rushed to the scene. Those fat boys took so friggin long, i panicked ah son =o

" WTF SHOULD I DO AHHH HELP !!! " - jonHERO
" KA E ZHO LENG LENG SEHNG " - FATeric

Eily came and helped, I've ran to get the net, ian got it into the net, it was success.

ALL HAIL HEROjon
ALL HAIL HEROjon
ALL HAIL HEROjon

they chanted.

for your information I've illegally adopted JingLing's cousin Bryan. I am his lau peh. SO ALL YOU NOOBS GOT TO RESPECT ME NOW. tua han liao rioght guys.

Cheafanglove, get well soon =o missing you is i.

youuuuuu were always on my mindddddddd - deeeeboobra! - fat eily
youuuuuu were always on my mindddddddd - ciaaaaeeeeeeeeeee!

i know eily, you wna say the word, just say it.

pacu or ciaeee. I'm sorry I've eaten, couldn't dedicate the fish to ciaee, sad ma kill fish. It's too huge for her to keep it in an aquarium anyway.

yesLOVE, you're too good to be true, can't take my eyes of you.
noLOVE, don't tell me stop
LOVE, youuuuuuuu sleeeeeeeeeeep so cute lah you today =o.

HERO JON

strange and beautiful

2008-02-03T23:31:00.000-08:00

hello hello,
ni hao, ni hao.

Life's been hectic. School's still being a bitch ( as usual ). Add Math is for weird F*cked up weird gila babi people like Andrew Koay. Zubaidah really needs to get more interesting. I am sad for not getting what i want which is you. you always want what you can't have. don't you?

you shall now listen to the inner Jon. (sensitive and emotional)

yes i miss you. yes i still am hoping for something, a little of magical something. yes i understand you don't. [rejected buii =( ] yes i'm waitting. actually no =o, i don't know. I'm stopping! ma. yis i hope my smile can distract you. ( it works on everyone, my smile, it's irresistible) yis i am emo ( not ) yis ivan and zhong got owned.

ok now i shall update you noobs who still read my blog ( i really thank you, you me inspiration? get it son? love you ;D )

I am semi bald with an elongated mutated lizard tail back hair. I am the coolest shit in Brunei. To all Poklen hearts, wa si le eh lau peh. HAHAHAHAHA ok sorry inside joke. My hairstyle's nama is nakata star trek lizard #234, in english, poklen hair. i hate you chodi and bobo for making me feel sad. you're just jealous i'm hot, i'm hot. i'm everything you're not.

Wy's birthday blast. Well the food was great, chodi's homemade potatoes owned KFC's. Wy's mum is the coolest ever. ( she's okay with Ivan[pussy yong] puking all over her carpet). Wy's rich he owns hin hiap hin i think. Okay back to the party. All the poklen boys were there. Is Me, Ian, Ben, Chodi, Eily, Sherwin, PussYong, Izz, Wafri, Bobo, Azmi and Adi's brother. We played darts where Azmi broke a cup and whoever made tons of holes in wenyi's cupboard. Called vien, listen to her sessy voice. i last heard it when she left =o. Created a new game, throwing weights =o. HAHAHA so pua si. Rules is not to drop the 5kg dumbbell. The World Championship Ping Pong competition was also held at wy's. The winner obviously was me, beating Eily in straight sets, 12-0, 12-0, 12-1. Chodi, Eily, Ivan, Benneh, Azmi slept over.

General Characteristics of a drinking game.

1. Day dreamers (ivan) will always have to drink.
2. If you don't know anything just follow the person next to you. ( PENG! WAAAAA!)
3. Big fish, small fish, it doesn't matter. just fucking say it.
4. CONTROL MA. si la " WA CHIN HIN WA CHIN HIN *AHHHHHHHHHHHahaha *
5. is always tricky.

Results of wy's party.

1. I beat white boy in Tekken.
2. Ben had try using his first rubber.
3. I think sherry watched porn.
4. Wy had first blood alchohol. Ivan, zhong too.
5. Eily kena pucong lu bin.
6. Zhong was in heaven on 02/02/08. Hell on 03/02/08.
7. Ivan puking all over wy's carpet the whole night
8. Chodi sang for tiffy (L)
9. Bobo's magic tricks + 1 int
10. Wy & Ivan turned 18 and got tricky by sparkle candles.
11. I forgot =o, i sang to tiffy HEHEHE BABBbbbbbbyyyyyy ni jiu shi wo de wei yi liang ge she jie dou bien xing ring qing sing ling ling! she cried.

inspired by chLOVE,
jon.

p.s CH =o missing you is i

p.p.s I'm sorry vien =o aku was blank! we all miss you, i do.

p.p.p.s Wy' listens to high school musical. HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH hilary duff =o.

p.p.p.p.s ciaaaa-eeeeeeeeeeee ftw!

built to last

2008-01-23T03:56:00.000-08:00

I've looked for love in stranger places
but never found someone like you
someone whose smile
makes me feel i've been holding back
and now there's nothing I can't do

cause this is real, and this is good
it warms the inside just like it should
but most of all
most of all, it's built to last
it's built to last

all of our friends
saw from the start
so why didn't we believe it too?
now look, where we are
you're in my heart now
and there's no escaping it for you

cause this is real, and this is good
it warms the inside just like it should
but most of all
most of all, it's built to last

walking on the hills at night
with those fireworks and candlelight
you and i were made to get love right

cause this is real, and this is good
it warms the inside just like it should
but most of all
most of all, it's built to last

cause you are the sun in my universe
consider the best when we felt the worst
and most of all, most of all
most of all, most of all,
most of all. most of all
it's built to last.

CHOT!,
love the pacu.

i don't wanna make you sway

2008-01-13T01:53:00.000-08:00

so everyone's making blogs. i'll be uncool if i shut down this blog. i want a blog, i just don't wanna blog. understand yis? ok good.

Anyhow life's been great. school's being a bitch but i think we'll all get used to it untill the Chinese New Year holidays with the gambling season etc etc. Then we'll have to get back to our crappy lifes in school. Haiseh FTW (fuck the what) quoted by chodi.

Geography gah, no comment. VOLCANO VOLCANO INNER CORE OUTER CORE CRUST 2839 degree x 39248 KM hot semi liquid MAGMA basalt KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM! zubaidah really rocks. i'm not kidding.

Went to my first LAN party few days ago bringing my TAI KO TAI desktop over with all the shiznit. LAN party was successful and fun. many love to erich to get chodi and himself tipsy. Then chodi had express his inner self, lets see both of them couldn't stop laughing for no reason and slapping each other ( must revenge, CHMS boii style ) eric really kana tipu-ed. We share lots of vids e.g 28.7 G of it. eric' got it all what a horny boy. ian snored like a pig and chodi couldn't stop chanting. eric's got weird quirk, he makes a lot of funny sounds when he sleep ah. z0mg son he snore so funnny HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA sorry ric i have to expose this to the world. Don't worry fang kai ni de xin. Ian Chan was there. the Atmosphere because less lau-juak after he left. miss you ian. fishing had to be canceled thanks to Teh-C coloured water.

so there's this really huge fish i didn't manage to catch.

I won't hesitate no more, no more
It cannot wait I'm sure
There's no need to complicate
Our time is short
this is our fate, I'm yours

Or we can keep chilling like ice cream filling
We can cool in the gang if you'd rather hang
Ain't no thing. I can be lugubrious with you.
I got no ifs ands ors no wits or whats about it

I’ve always been a dreamer.
Now that I’m coming down
Won’t you be my solid ground?

So many questions, I need an answer
Two years later you're still on my mind
Someday we’ll know
Why I wasn’t meant for you...

love, emofied,
jon.

p.s : do visit this shit, it's really funny.

p.p.s : chodi is officially a addict of WoW who plays at 6.45 AM before going to school. sad dee

p.p.p.s : giving up is i mah, sadly she'll never see this. ANYHOW

see u guys months later,
tata.

goodbye double o seven. welcome 08.

2007-12-31T20:01:00.000-08:00

Ann spread the " i blog once every 3 months " disease. you could put the blame on her.

I guess chiseenisus is really closing down. no shit ma. lazy to blog ma.

happy new year everyone.

love, jon

p.s dee h@v3 y0U g0T y0uR f1r3 p@nTz y0. 1 @m r3@dy t0 p@wNz0Rz y0U @t t#3 b@tTl3gR0unDz00rz. l3tz g0

p.p.s i learnt shuffle.

lau juak?

2007-12-16T07:05:00.000-08:00

dearest chiseenisus,

i'm sorry for not updating you. really sorry is I. i have been lazy and un-motivated thanks to a series of unfortunate events. it was shit after shit, crap after crap. here's what happened.

Once upon a time there were two losers who wanted to fish in a pond full of baby tilapia's just to break their catchless spree. jonshim and ericteo had their pro fishing gears ready. all set. monkey yvonne said she'll come later which she didn't. we hitch a ride to the pond.we were all ready to cast untill we forgot we left the worms inside the car which left 10 minutes ago. we were fucked. the next thing i realize i didnt bring a floater so i had weights. which was crappy, who catch tiny tilapia's with weights. i seriously blame eric. the baits came and we were still unable to catch any shit. we were againts a dozen of indon's each catching one tilapia every minute. we really got owned badly. once again, put the blame on eric.

it became worst when i realize eric was leaving the day after. i have no one to fish with. it was a hell damn emo night but there was maple. i had a lost of 16 million messos. which was heartbreaking cause i is nt rich. it was a sad sad day so i watch the holidays with my mum at 4am in the morning. it was really sweet, i dare not to cry. i slept at 6 in the morning and had a date with wei ming at twelve.

the clock ticked 12 and i woke up with annnoying alarm ringg from my mobile. i had panda eyes. no shit sherlock hello panda. i was brushing my teeth when i received a msg from dearest ch writting " how did you do ". i thought she sent to wrong person so she called me up and tell me results were out. gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i stood frozen my kaki also bo lat terus. i didn't dare to check it so i called ian to tell him and i called my mum to check my results. i had ali to send me to fitness zone. my heart beat so fast that it was gna explode. i'll be the next heroes guy. i kept running and keeping my self busy in the gym while waitting for ming. he put me aeroplane ah came 2 hours later. by then i knew the results. it was such a relief. terus bo lat and happy in a way. finish ball with ming and went to music classes at symphony gadong.

i played the song crappy but who cares i'm in such good mood that i laughed when she wass serious. i did my theory, it was all quiet so i thought on how to celebrate my victory over pmb.
"grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr@#(#*$@#$@" some weird noise came from my tummy. =O i didn't had lunch i was fucking hungry and my tummy kept grumbling. omfg i swear to god it was so embaressing, i dare not to move. so much for my victory dance.

went out with the girls at night. was late and silly chea hong felt malu around the girls. jasmine ANNoying and Jeanster was there. we hung a round coffeezone. food was bad to be honest. and pricey. well we bitched about people and laugh around. we then went to the mall to look around the PLH. new initials created by ch. P0kl3nh3@rtzxy. then we went back to coffee bean to play cards and chillarx.

i have been chatting to sessy gette anddddd i would like to say what a wonderful friend she is. aint you getttttttte! and cody rock ass. he's the bomb man, he seriously did it. hire a transexual stripper. ah dee i salute you. i need a new camera, mine's crappy.

the losers that changed my life, which i call my best friends.

p.s all the hokkien people who visits my blog, please do tell ann it's lau liet not lau juak.

love,
love,
me

47

2007-12-04T03:07:00.000-08:00

this blog is so dead, it needs new members, new layout, new blog name. Something lively i guess, so I'm inviting whoever who wants to blog with meh =\. Well i know no one wants to. EHEHEHE. but yeah, i is needing one blog partner.

my holidays are turning from great to crap. I'm not kidding, less fishing trips, less sports, just more games. I don't want to play games my whole holidays. This goes to you BENNY LIM and IAN LIM. HIAN STOP DANCING FOR PEOPLES WEDDING AND STOP GILA GILA BADDDY. Ben must control eh mah play CS & WC. i still can't picture Ian dancing in a huge audience, oh well. Pmb results are out by Thursday! no shit sherlock i don't know why whenever someone brings this topic up my heart start playing tricks with me, either it goes 1000000000000000beats/second or it skips 10000000000000000 beats, by the time it does, i'm dead. Don't mind me, too much DR.HOUSE.

Late summer celebration really did happen, it was infected with a certain stereotype group namely "gamers" There were food, drinks and 10 hours of WoW talks non stop not even to take a breath.I'll show you what i meant. ROLEPLAY TIMEEEEEEEEE!

Gamer#1: oh so you know when you go to BG(battleground) you can't "AFK"
Gamer#2: obviously u n00bz, you'll get p@wn3dz0rz.
Gamer#3: I won't, my guild full or PRO priests, they heal me magic atk 100234803.
Gamer#2: Whatever, i bet they're all hax0rzx
Gamer#1: My paladin heals more though 38247284 magic and it freezes them too so yea
Gamer#3. yesterday i went to fight this guy PVP (playerVSplayer) i 0w3ndz0rz h1m s0 badly
Gamer#1: lmao (laugh my ass off) you can pawn? dream onzorz, my ranger one eye blink u x_x

Okay so now me and jean comes into the conversation, we both don't play WoW but we're cool. Try to fit in lah.

jean: oh i have warrior too have many power zoom zoom blast! kaching! you got oWWn3Dz0rZ
jon: yeh, pwn3d badly white b0yyyyyy.
jon: i have tanker crusader Hp of 10393832083844020022. Beat that.
gamer#1#2#3: ahhhh o.o' i seeee. cool.

the weather was freaking hot man, 39204 'C, god was just sharing with us a little of what he can do. just go PVP with him, lets see who own. oh right i forgot, the funniest shit of the day. i couldn't help but laugh by myself when i feedback about ian's big whoooops ahahaha okay we were playing volleyball and the ball flew far away so Ian went to take it, we all went back in into the pondok. While we were walking back, sudddddddenly we heard " oh shit " we turned and look

HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHH
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

ian got chased by 6 dogs. we just stood there laughing, the nearest dog was like 30 cm to his ass. luckily they stop chasing him or it would have been on world's funniest videos, showing in AXN. That'll be all for now, my next post will be me catching a selungsung weighing 47 kg.

pictures are all up at www.kimkim47.multiply.com

cao ah mao and tiny lim pong ko moko

<3

47 ouut.

friends forever caugh they meant friends till i meet someone new

2007-11-27T22:20:00.000-08:00

sigh! depressing mode is on now.
I think it's the hormones kicking in.
There's always a solution,
wank that meat and you'll feel fine.
I didn't expect my pmb holiday to be like that.
I planned on wild wild parties and beach blast where
bikinis is a must for all women.
What eventually happened on my holiday was
GAME EAT SHIT FISHING SHIT EAT GAME.
It's a fucking routine i can say.

FISHING with the big boys = FUN, TIRING & HEART BREAKING.

EERICkyliciouszxy, HamsterDEE, BENNYboiboi, ADRAINkalok and I went fishing on sunday afternoon in Serasa, the rain screwed us up so we went to ah NGOON's fish farm in mentiri. Si lang kia ADRAINkalok caught 3 badukangs. It was his first time fishing. Benny First Blood a noob badukang. HamsterDEE caught a fucking 2803 foot EEL i swear to god it was huge. Successs? We all thought it was tired and went near it then suddenly it jumped and try to bite us, we all ran screaming like pussys. So sad so sad, i & is eric caught nothing, not even a badukang. Sigh we're on a catchless spree.

Yesterday, hamsterDEE ERICkylicious and BENNYboiboi and I went fishing again, this time i'm sure i'm gonna catch something. We went to the RIMBA fish farm. I got lost there. I didn't have a rod so i had to use a kayu rod which i almost first blood the fishes TWICE. TWICE OMFG TWICE. TWWWWWWWWICE. 2 times 2 timessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. sob, it only i had a rod.

Everyone had that picture in mind.

SIGHHHHHHHHHH IF ONLY I HAD A SMEXY RODDDDDDDDDDddd. Oh well i wasn't the only guy who's heart was broken by fishing. Benny first blood a patin, which was mine but it didn't like me. ahahha. Then later DEE caught a tilapia then later Eric on a tilapia. He finally broke his catchless free, i'm still on the curse. Later Dee almost caught a HUGE HUGE HUGE pachiu, i saw it on the surface i swear to god it was also 2803 meters long. Sadly, it was too strong for dee. then later benny caught it same fish, it was so strong that it pulled benny into the pool and swam around playing with benny. benny had to hold on the rod and breathe from time to time. he got ownedzorz. kidding, same shiet happen to ben like dee. for one last cast. dee caught him another time but he ran too slow to the other bank. u noob. Everyone left rimba heart broken except for eric. i desperately need a rod now.

friends?
boo, go to hell.
love,
thefishingjon

learning to breathe

2007-11-20T04:17:00.000-08:00

Life's misserable, life's complicated, life's short.
The question is why?

what i've been doing this few days, just play work work play. Went Fitness Zone Kiulap on Sunday then went fishing with the big boys. Dee, Eric, Ian and Ben in Mentiri's fish farm. First time fishing for me, no more first blood, i'm a man now. All men fishes. caugh except "subokranger" still kid. The fish farm belonged to Eric's uncle so we didn't have to pay. Fish farms are fun, really inspire you to be a FISH FARMER. There were beautiful blue angle rings fish according to benny, he's the pro at this shit. Huge huge ikan which i don't know whut the name is. All of them had fishing rods while i had a string, a float, a hook and umpan, i was thought to catch "kacau kacau" which was noobies fish, eh it's still under fishing. I'll bring the camera to advertise on the fish farm.

Speaking on advertisement, the YAP'S opened a restaurant in kiulap named YAPPIES or was it YAPPY. Oh, the buttermilk fish/chicken is the specialty there i think cause like everyone ordered that. Please do visit em! it's somewhere opposite big papa'mama'.

Fitness Zone in Kiulap is great, everything is good there, well not for long. We went there at 8 in the morning till like 12ish, 1. I'm still on my sleep-less night spreee. Coffee works on me, grey's anatomy is love! Will start on UGLEH BETTEH soon. Ugly ugly, not sleeping gives you higher chances of pimples growing out all your whole fucking face, you'll turned into a pizza face, then everyone see you'll be like OH OH thats the pepperoni!! ooo that'll be the pineapple then. I'm tired, sick, and sad. I think it's the rain + flu. Went CHMS to ball with yong at 5 with a headache, to me it's the promises that count, craddle to death we say. now it's 8 at night, time for shower and a good night sleep. I'm not that dumb to kill myself, tiring yourself is another way to sleep! then next morning wake up new. Dreaming to tele back to the past and meet you another first time, make friends which lasts forever.

last but not least,
MY EMO PLAYLIST OF SONGS.
everybody's changing and i don't feel the same,
sharing songs for the first time hrm.

#1. Starlight - Muse
#2. Over You - Daughtry
#3. Disenchanted - MCR
#4. Learning to Breath - switchfoot
#5. Cannonball - Damien rice
#6. Only Hope - Mandy Moore
#7. Not ready for Goodbye - All 4 one & Fly to the sky
#8. Dare you to move - switchfoot.

i've got disenchanted and not ready for goodbye from ririn.

oh dear,
people change so fast.
jon

People change, you changed.

2007-11-10T16:30:00.000-08:00

When you feel that you know someone your whole life, have no doubts on whosoever, you is wrong okay. WRONG. People really change without noticing, skajap saja. When you start missing out, being busy and stuff then you don't play an important role in that person's life anymore.
What happen to friends forever? trying to fit in, trying to catch up but what if you can't always be with them, they'll just DITCH you. no shit ok this is serious crap. Well one thing i know for sure that people wear masks, treating you nice when they need you. When you just want a short convo with them while they're busy with other people, forget it. DREAM ON BOY.

wouln't it be nice if we could understand each other.
so we won't have to fake laughs every time we meet.
It'll be nice to have you back like how we used to.
I MISS YOU @*(&$(@*#$!

I've been doing nothing much during the holidays basicly just fooling around doing nothing. WORK PLAY PLAY WORK. I've been hanging out much with the two kawans IAN AND BENNNEH pingir pingirr! MOVIES&KARAOKE from dawn to dusk. Karaoke really release stress alright. No wonder pinoys are always happy. Haven't been partying hard so far but i'm thinking of beach-partying next sunday. ANYONE in? food drinks BYO or we'll just collect money and stuff. Get a little catching up with everyone. i is sure, it'll be fun.

I've started gaming again. No shit, i'm not an addict. HAVEN'T been talking to RIRIN the nooblet for quite awhile cause she's just too cool for me now. Fellow maplers! boycott her ok if she ever gets back. SubokRANGER invited me to the hsbc charity funfair which i went last sunday morning, didn't really enjoy though. Rain pouring down. It was raining cats and dogs. They had uhm dobermans, rotweillers, german shephards and *ussi cats. There was this freak who really took everyone's attention. I swear all the hot girls were staring at him, all the cool people too and what more, the poklenh3@rtzxy. I've managed to took a picture of him to share with the world. P.S, don't scream.

click image to enlarge

close up on the face

BAYME! he stole all the hot girls okay. no shiet sherlock. Some of the pictures from the Charity Funfair.The basketball eventsome slingshot thingi

Human Fooseball!

fishing. anyone?RAWR!I like the Jerudong Park one Better.

DEFLATED BOUNCERS. lauya one.
poser!

Last but not least, ben's barbie girl

love,
sessy,
cute,
hot,
adorable,
attractive,
not prasan,
jon.

someday we'll know.

2007-10-29T23:49:00.000-07:00

exams are finally over, instead of feeling like partying wildly like an animal, i is feeling fang xing. All the shiznit for 3 years, finally came to an end. It's time to burn all those crap. Oh well, lesson learnt, never slack cause when it gets to exam, it's hell. Burning midnight lamps, don't sleep for days give you really ugly mutated pimples. Trust me, been through it. this is an emo post instead of a sessy sessy p0kl3n jonshim sytlelarzx post thanks to ...

Whoever haven't watch it, please do. Hey call me a puss for feeling emo, but

BENNY CRIED WATCHING IT.

i repeat.

BENNY CRIED WATCHING IT.

I'm a real man, big boys don't cry. Sniff makes me feel sober and emo-ey with flu, tears filled up my eye but, tahan saja. AKU ADA PRIDE. It's so sad. why'd it have to end like that =\. Watch it with someone you care for, it'll be a much better movie rather then watching with and IanBenny where Ian can't stop playing with the laser on the TV and Benny keep asking what's happening. Don't shy shy maaaahh, just express your feelings to that person, before it's too late. Whoever terasa, caugh caugh *jean* caugh *ch* caugh caugh. Don't worry my lips are sealed.

First real dota game in a while, with fizzi and the netcom people. fucking hell la lose >=O. Centaur, DK, Morphling & O.Destroyer vs Treant, Visage, Clinkz & Slayer. Nabu la fcking gey centaur STUN STUN STUN idiot. Sad ok, kena pawned.

she didn't belong,
she was misunderstood.
And she would change him forever.
It all comes down to who's by your side.

i'm love sick.
love,
jonshim.

liverpool bida

2007-10-24T19:31:00.000-07:00

This post is for Bokh who is now

sufferring from severe lung

collapse and a broken heart.

Poor guy got let down by his team.

No need to kill yourself over it

Bobo.

fang kai ni de xin ^^

WHY IS LIVERPOOL BIDA CAWIER POKLEN? (UGLY POKLEN)

1. Sami Hyypia scored another own goal. Two own goals in two consecutive match, what a noob
2. Yossi Benayoun is just plain fugly, prasan skillarx, Arteta barutah.
3. Andriy Voronin's hair p0kl3n, stevie wonder cuts better hardcut then his hairdresser.
4. 2.02 metre giant, buyuk pakai hack.
5. It's just a bida cawier poklen club, face it bokh.

I've got to ask IanBUIII , the mythbuster, Brunei Stail Kaliahhhh bulihhz. He's got to crack this myth, but i'm definately sure i've got it correct.

Well pmb is ending, 4 more bloody hell celaka days to suffer. I screwed up Malay 2, Science and sadly Math. malukan teng lang only. sigh. How i wish i as smart as yong mao, instead of so GILA BAIE HOT good looking. All i can say that, shit happens. Cause the dumbo teachers predicted 14 essays in which 2 came out in the same section and one, well not even one lets say half of the essay came out in the other. It's just bullshit, but no one's to blame. SHIT HAPPENS. Time to sleep after days of few hours of rest only. sleeeping beauty outtt, any sick guy/ sessy sessy girl don't hesitate to kiss if you need meh.

cinta,
jon.

ah i is forgeting, anyone wanna watch My Chemical Romance in Sg?.

the qi xin poh

2007-10-16T04:06:00.000-07:00

no shiznit okay, in ziz univerze, therz onliz one qi xin poh.
don't mind the accent, it's cassanova speaking, lmao.

as i was saying, let me introduze, the one and only one. QI XIN POH. a big round of applause pl0xxxx. here i present you ;D

ANN LAU TSZ YING

the sessy sessy one 3rd from the left.

Don't pray pray, she's one shiznit that will make you gila . u dig me nigga? hola right back yo!!!! wazzap nigga nigga fo'shizzo niga nigaaa.

Ann Lau, i is can't define her. Well maybe, one word QI XIN. Well, she's the first who started the word QI XIN and "PLEASE LAH". Got rules one ok, i' remember i kept using it and she told me that you can't use it suka hati, must have timing ok. YOU PLEASE LA annnn~ qi xin.. There's not even a day that she did not laugh for no reason. Just start a hello conversation with her and she'll just laugh. Tsz Ying very young lorhzzxxy, nt sure how old. Year 11 ISB. How'd we met, i don't know i think it was rba. hrm memories. OHOH i remember now it was Jas' birthday party in emp at 04 i think. HAHAHAHAHA i remember i didn't even speak a word to her. She's always with yesz and I remember in the buggy like we sat together or something, then like so awkward. HAHAHA, boy boy shy shy ok. sometimes must pai she one mahhhhh. okay back to annnster. She's a honky, lives with Weier. sesssy sessy ahhh. Well sniff she's just practically crazy lah. HAHAHA can be emo also. and pms-sy. WARNING-WARNING-STAY 10M radius of qi xin poh during her pms-sy period. Thats all for now.

PMB COUNTDOWN 3 bloody hell faking shyiet pkm days.

i'm done with Geo, hopefully History by the end of the 3rd day. I've got bad schedule planning, messed it up. Too much games, too little revision makes Jon a fcked up boy.

replies to taggy

Kwang - GIME MY STUPPPPPPARz. yeah ben's pragnant with yap's baby
Hean - AHAHAHA 3 days left. sohng mahh. how's Taiwan?
Weeli - love my arse =D
Joyce - yes sayang HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA. no shit sherlock
ch - yeah same is you! crazy eh. lets go on a wild spree after exam, talk to you soon sesssy
Ian - yeah ANUS PAIN. hahaha
Rowee - no Shiznitttttttt ;D
Sheng - HAHA i'll beat him, imma carve a scar on my forehead
ANNlee - haven't seen jake in awhile, i miss him
angie - HEHEHE, yeh wink wink!
vycc - wa kia, they don't allow me to bring a wand in! use ruler meh!?

keep the sessy sessy tag going on =D see u suckers in 13 days .

the bomb,
peanut jonshim.

fcuk the dementors

2007-10-07T19:30:00.000-07:00

hello hello,
ni hao, ni hao. (you good you good)

for your the very information, i haven't been blogging because I'm not LAZY ok! I'm not Lee Choi Ann, i don't abandon my blog and re-post 3 months later. HEHE, ok the reason wasss because

THE DEMENTORS CAME

AND

SUCKED SHIZNIT OUT OF ME

Okay it all started on Friday, went to play football with jeanster, lee choi ann, yesz and Jon OOI. everyone sessy sessy can kick David Beckham FreeKick lorhzx. Ok i stepped on a fucking thorn, which went through the crocs i was wearing, sakit ahhhhhh pkm. Jake's still being a bitch as usual. I beat all those suckers, so fast they could see nothing

So i went home and chatted to the p0Kl3nh3@rtxzxy people and suddenly...

no I'm not joking, they came for me... i took out my wand

act cute a little, couldn't cast a bloody hell celaka Patronus. Kiss me then i fell sick x_x. I swear i saw those dementors had something written on them. Lets see.

no shit sherlock! maths and geography. sniff sniff ok enough with the harry pothead. yes i is fallen sick, vomiting and diarrhea. i lau sai untill my ka cheng kang so pain. i is feeling tired and power-less untill now. 12 days and counting, i'm really not ready.

p.s shiznit happens.

out,
jonathan potter.

L1f3s0l0n3l1zxy

2007-09-29T10:50:00.000-07:00

yes, life is so lonely lorhxzy.

how's everyone doing !? 3 taggers in 1 week HAHA, that's sad! c'mon show me some love! It's early in the morning, nothing to do but to feel emo! went through photos in the computer, feck memories lorxh!! so many regrets, but oh well, i'm not the guy from 24 =\ can't do no shit to change it. well pmb is in 20 days. oh myyy! i shall start my policy of isolation soon. 8a's here i come!

so i've actually found out a few stuffs about being together in a relationship. Well, it's either the guys becoming an ass or the girl become a bitch from hell. Well, another thing is being in a relationship, there's always a down part where it gets to point "it's over" or "forever&ever" if couples can get through that point, i'm sure they'll last long enough, a few years? maybe till marriage, no shiet only one gf all the way, aku respect u.

advert now, well ann's blog is almost dead, but feck she's got more taggers then me! and they're loyal!! i bet she pays them to tag, HEH, well some love over here ann! For some sessy sessy time please do visit her blog CLICK HERE!! I don't actually remember how i met her. I think it was through Jasmine, or was it rba. i still remember we played football at the tennis court behind the basketball court, and i so shy shy to you all lo during jasz' birthday party way back in 2004? HAHA, feck 3 years already! and how we became peanut butter buddies, simple! one night we were hungry and we were craving for peanut butter sandwich. i know u love me peanut. HEHE!

so, do you know to tie a tie? i'm sure about 50% of you suckers there don't. HAHAHA actually me also lorxh, i don't. it's too complicated BUTBUTBUT Ann found a sessy sessy web to teach "How to tie a TIE" CLICK HERE!! i've been practicing when i'm seriously bored but i still can't get the hang of it, no shiet, dumboooo banar eh. and they're lots of sessy sessy tie s in Jaya, near the caps department. HAHAHA the got fugly hats man. check em out

went to RBA yesterday to play footyy, HAHA there's this boy really bitchy man, he's good but like one man then when we were making team, well he's only 8 and he's tiny and shouted out! NO! it's everybody againts me!!! giving the pissed face. then we split up the teams, team A and team B, then a little boy asked, how about him pointing at the bitchy boy, he's in team C HAHAHAHA siuk sendiri. Jean and Ann sessy sessy lohh, know to kick ball. went to swim with harry and he keep trying to finger me, no idea why, but a warning for everyone. stay away. i remember we took a photo there before few years back.

the retarded " i want i cweam look "

hian came and we went to play basketball with Arthur and this guy who always wears the same Jersey whenever we see him, it's either he doesn't wash it or he's got 100000000 of them at home. well benny came, arthur left. nabu he ankle break me! haha. then everyone left, only me and ben. we went to play football in the field 1v1 HAHA the field was wet, so we slide each other and got really wet. sent him home and stopped by an indian store to get traffic light ice cream, the old days!

ben 0 - 10 jon

i'm so lonely and bored man, feck ririn's busy with her WoW so i can't disturb her and Jean went to watch football and kinda abandon EMO-TILL MORNING plan. you KANINABUCCB. Gb's getting bored and No one to dota with. OMG THAT BITCH IS ONLINE finally. heh love u jean!! ok _l_ u! you're thinking about school work. HAHA. Thats all now.

Jean stalked me, caught red handed

p.s i grew,
jon

Joyce Lim Sue Hui

2007-09-26T05:52:00.000-07:00

game's aren't bad at all, in fact i met a really special friend (HAHAHAHAHAHA not girlfriend fo sho', I'm not that sad) through games. Yeah, well a family of maplers. It all started when i was a NOOB. Jaspar introduced me to Emileen, which has 5 sisters playing maple, where two of their bf's are also playing. so that makes a family of 9 + hean, which is 10. feck we all pr0z0rz, we ks all you n00bz out there okay!

the sessy lady

soo about Joyce, well i call her ririn aka noob or joy-c. She's in her mid-late twenties, loves online gaming. I can see that they're more girl gamers then guy huh. She's working now in some company where her boss is a pain in the ass, thinks everything so easy, well to the boss if you ever come across my blog, you can go finger a whale. harry thought me that.

Joycie is really sessy sessy loh. yeah, not saying that because she's my friend, sesssy ok! well she's a typical girl, always asking if i like her curls. Should i lie or should i be honest, HAHAHA, i guess it's nice, very mature looking. Joycie is a hardcore shopper! H - A - R - D core. no shizznit. NEVER EVER go out shopping with her, spending money = drinking water. nothing hard. Yeah, as I have said in one of my post, she spent $200 for a maple haircut, come'on everyone's got to admit how noobie of her to that. It's ok Joyce, maybe just train another few more years maybe u'll be less noobie.

to me, she's not just a friend, a very special friend. always there when i need her, in game and online. great emo-partner, thought me alot of stuff, well she's single! so every yentao yentao hot hot gamer, please come for an interview! i'll be there to judge! hahaha.joycie's not only got a sessy sessy outlook but beautiful inside, very loving ok!! ooooooo emoooo time. she share stuffs with me, and which i share with her, she doesn't spill anything and she is just like every best friend in the world. hey, if she was 15, won't be single anymore ok! HAHAHA.

to joycie, thanks for being such a lovely kawan. don't go emo over some nonsense guy ok! play more WoW and eat more, you're so thin. i know you love me HEHEHE u phaedo.

to tianshijie, you take care, is supporting you all the way (:

to ch, TOPMAN TOPMAN TOPMAN!!!!!!!

emof13d,
jon

the time of our life

2007-09-21T22:02:00.000-07:00

everyone's been emo lately.

sooooooooooooo, i is gonna make an emo post today =D.

so there's this girl and this boy. lets put them in an algebraic expression. girl = C boy = S.
C+S=♥ all the mathz0rz fr3akz, don't shy shy. help yourself =D solve it. that goes to you HEAN

okay so miss C and mister S met through miss G, they went out and caught a movie, believe it or not the girl treated the guy. HEH, world's change. WELL. mister S gien loh, went home and searched for her msn. Brunei's not that big anyway. mister S satellite also BIGBIG ah, no shiet he found her. First convo already started calling names. honey, darling. HEY! those days were emo days, so don't blame them. well they started going out. it was really sweet, fun, lets say exciting relationship they had. 6 months later it just ended, wasn't really sure what happened but mister S really did love/like miss C.

Siapakah mister S dan Miss C?

story number twoooo. use same initials lah, so lazy to typez0rz. well the girl helped this guy out of his last relationship. this guy knew he was falling for her. for your info, she is very the so cute okayzzz. well they got together, but after going out awhile, he felt something was missing and ended the relationship without any reason. girl ofcourse hurt lah, yeah, i think it was because he's know something is missing between them and he just wanted to end it earlier rather then later. makes no sense, hrm, i is remembering he regret so bloody hell much.

so who're they?

story number threeeeeeeeee! it was just a fling between them. people already warned, mai giennn, useless it's just a fling. oh well they got together anyway. After awhile no spark, they just drifted apart. hating each other =S not only that, both of them aren't close to any of her or his friends anymore. it's total chaos. lesson to learn here. mai giennnn!

siang lai eh??

number por! ( pinoy accent) don't terasa ah. she always was there with him all the way through his ex girlfriend and through his break up, she was an angel to him, mai siaoooo. I think she really put poison into his drink man, i'm so friggin sure. he obviously like/love her . Then whenever she's not around, he felt empty. feel emoOoO! a day before a special day, he confessed what how he felt about herrr. mana eh zhai she said no, you're just a siong ti. waaaaaaa the guy terus long pia.

da men shi shui?

number pipe! this guy is teng lang lah, then all his gf is huana loh. i is telling you his recent relationship lasted 11 months, fun at first, school mates they is loh. after awhile i think no spark. broke up on the anniversary, so cold hearted eh. forget who did it. well for all i know he's standing strong on his KNEEs now, getting to know someone lately. HEHE ho seh liao! oh yeah, who wants to bet BOBO is gay? $10? anyone? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is so easy to guess man.

heh na ngin loi eh?

number sex ( aus accent ) he's a playar for sure! no shiet mAN. They were over, break up then got together then break up and got together. Until one day she broke up with him. He never revived the relationship instead he played hard, went to kao someone else. the girl jealous ahh siao, want him back so badly. she carved her hand ahhh potong potong to pieces. He in the other hand still said NO. ka na sai ah, he's got a soft side, korean dramas. tears. holy shiznitt -

HE isssssssss...?

okay so lazy to share share already. if you find this post offensive, please do tell me, i is will delete.

kicking in,
jon

P.S ririn you're so noobie that you need to do a level 1 quest when you're level 30. SAD GIRL.

P. P. S don't worry, mai sasak. have a kit kat ;)!

i'm in BRUNEI still

2007-09-18T03:21:00.000-07:00

Greg quoted Brunei's a shithole. who's with him? well i half agree, IC KUNNING BULLIIHHH?! shopping here is non-sense, NON ah. Food here is crappy. well in the other hand. FREE EDU, i pay $40 a year to go school. FREE MED facilities, just $1 dont so kiam. The very CHEAP fuel.

NO GST ♥, you should be thankful, you don't wna pay 10% more for everything and just imagine you're buying a merz $200,000, gst 100%. i is no want pay fcuking $400,000 for a car. Proud holder of IC KUNNNiNgz bUl3hz?!

School on Monday was hectic, trying to finish all the shiztnitz holiday homeworks. I'm sure all of you did not finish them and went to school to copy from you friends. TRADEMARK. It's always the nerdy one who finish em, the lazy ones who get to copy from them. It's like a cycle. As it's puasa month the canteen wasn't open and jonshim is starving to death.

Tuesday was a little less hectic, Assembly where Mrs Ivy gave instructions on not bringing mobile phone and no P.E for the whole month. played SCRABBLE during P.E classes. English was alright, MATHS i is having 2 paper homework to pass up tmr, never liked maths. Comp Studies, more Form 1 past year papers to be given, finished the form2&3, is is a very hardworking boy. Is having Geography test tomorrow. godspeeeeeed shim. Oh yeh, had choose my optional subject from MA4 next year, GEOGRAPHY. suckass much. Benny and Ian choose GEO also. let's hope we get into the same class. It'll be worst then hell for the teacher. Jean suan me, take geo wanna be weatherman. it's not that bad jean =D. OH OH gamang have event!!! trickyMA ftw.

sessy sessy,
jon

dreaming with a broken heart

2007-09-15T21:03:00.000-07:00

so who's dreaming with a broken heart? WHO"S WITH ME!?! you emo people there, share share lah. I'm sorry i've been slacking, less updates because of the holidays. 10 days gone so fast, i really wonder what i did during the holidays?

#1. EAT
#2. SLEEP
#3. GAMANG!!! (GB)
#4. E!
#5. Basketbola
#6. Footbola
#7.Chillarx
#8. PANGSAI
#9. watching FOOTBOLA
#10. dreaming with a broken heart. (EMOOOOOOooo)

so what'd u guys do in the holidays? homework's pilling up taller then the KVLY-TV mast which is the tallest tower in the world. 628.8 meters, BEAT THAT. i've got one day to finish it. Personally, i hate sundays =\ no idea why. I think it's because you keep thinking tomorrow's MOnday, everybody hates bloody monday, and there's wicked tuesday, sad wednesday and happy thursday friday saturday and fucked up sunday.

went out with the geng yesterday for lim tehh. Met up with jasmine jean and ann. I"M A PIMP. chillarx at Swensens then went to BakeryLYN. ooo sessy sessy doughnuts, i is loving the straberry one !! SESSSSSSY YUMMY. okay this was the fun part, we dropped by to scare hui min. they hid inside the car and i went to hui min's house. i called, HUIMINN, HUIMINNN. no one answered then suddenly she came she was like.

HuiMIN: =O EH! what' what're u doing here?!
Jon: you ready? you me? date? remember?
HuiMIN: =\ =\
Jon: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

okay, i fucked it up. HAHAHAHA such a bad actor, i couldn't stop laughing to myself. then we is pursuading them to come over to ann's house to chillarx. hui min's got really cute dogs and the mosquitoes are sucking every blood we got inside our body, no shit. Jean went back as her mimi and her little cute cousin was waitting for her already. HAHAHAHA the little cousin was vain-ing web-camming with me. she didnt know i was there, if she did i'm sure she would cry. went back and shower and slept till next morning 7.30am. tired was I. just finished football with Jeff's team and Kwang's team. sessy sessy long ball cross u have jeff ;) gg everyone.

6 years of science past year paper is calling me,
jon

p.s KWANG U STEP MY FOOT SO PAIN. grrr metal studs again kuai lan.

YOU IS MESSING WITH THE WRONG GUY.

study study study... KAN LA

2007-09-10T07:01:00.000-07:00

if you enjoy studying during the holidays clap your hands
*clap clap*
if you enjoy studying and you enjoy maths(not you hean) clap your hands
*clap clap*
well why don't you just fck a book and long chia si

I HAVEN"T STUDY FOR MY PMB AND I"M NOT PROUD OF IT. I"M SCARED HOLY SHITZNTTTT. THIS GOES TO YOU ALSO LIM CHEE HIAN. gamang gamang only everyday. 5 weeks to pmb sigh. the end of the world.

had a friendly match againts isb this afternoon. Match went well, no fights no quarrels instead laughs not like team * * * * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. okay so whoever terasa.tsk team isb had 8 players which i know nic ho, soon lin and jon lee only whereee Ms.Nerdzzzz had 8 too. WILSON YAPPY hian SHIENNY hean ben kwang and i. we is won the match 59-80. great game i reckon, one of the best. thanks isb!

a few quotes of the day

Jon Lee: Chicken don't lie lie me ahh!
Shien: CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I: you think you so coool kah?
Lim Jean: PIZZZA FACE * LINKS * HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Bokh: girls are too much for me, i'm going for men
ANn: i'm sory i lost my sense of humour ( you sad sad girl..hugggs )
Yap: i thought pmb was the end of the world. when i came form 4 it's like a new end of the world

replies to taggggy

Kwang: gg! i can't change my skin it's being a pain in the ass ah
Ian: yeh jingling quit after that HAHAHA
vycc: great to hear from you vien! tke cre there.eberything is pine here!
joyce: nou, you're the newbie of the n000bz0rrzzz of the noob you win the oscar awards for being a nooooooooob.
rowee: change my skin to something sesssssy :p
ch: so ** and ** don't sound nice together : p i like the *** one HAHAHA.
weelie: FECK U N000bz000rzzzz
baz: nouuu i is pr000 okay! not like you, kau newbie iatah kana panggil n00bz0rz.

my noobie friends

2007-09-07T18:36:00.000-07:00

to all of you n00b who don't know what noobie means,

N o o B

it came from the word NEWBIE.

Definition

newbie
noun [C] INFORMAL
a person who has recently started to use a computer or the Internet and does not know how to use it properly

noob means you is fecking gay, LOSER MUCH, basicly not pro.

it all started off with maple story. was addicted to it in secondary 2 where I've met alot and alot of NOOBz0rz friends. Top of the list, joyce ririn the noob. She never made it pro though :( sadddy. She's a noob who wasted almost B$200 for a maple haircut. how noobie is that? HAHAHAHAHA sorry joycie i had to reveal your noob-ness, it's okay fang kai ni de xin. Joycie is now still a full time gamer of WoW. Wanna sponsor my start up only? who gonna pay the rest? :( i wanna be in alliance, scared i kill you so badly that you stop playing then you don't wanna sponsor me anymore. HEHEHEHE. own3dz. Nasi katok and earthquake just msg ok!! i'll be there =D. so who's the lion? ;)

second in line to the n000bzorzz throne is JING LING. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. the gamang noob. her ign's berycold ( jing ling in hokkien ) okay this proves her noobness. it's during a gunbound game.

Kok Hui: press space to shoot
Jing Ling: ok! cool.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA press space and hit herself lmao.

click for bigger view

third n00b goes to...

ANNNNN LEE CHOII!!

for pronouncing CAWIER as CAWIII HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH okay this post so lame, so lazy to continue already. and feck u ann you're not my peanut >=O. that is alll for today n000bs

pwn3dz0rz,
jon

obsession

2007-09-06T05:17:00.000-07:00

so what's your obsession?

i is skip school today because i didn't want to attend the class party. woke up very the early i is don't know why, I guess it's the sunshine. I just remembered i had to hand in poems to my teacher by today which i had around an hour to think of two poems. i is going to share my lame-ness and not cool-ness to you guys. here goes nothing.

Peanut Butter

Peanut butter,
You are my obsession;
My fascination.

If only you were mine,
But sadly I wasn’t your kind.
Like all peanut butters in the store,
Having you everyday impossible getting me bore.

As years goes by,
Peanut butter, goodbye
One day we’ll meet again
Till then we ought not to drain
The peanut jolly memories we gained.

Peanut butter,
My food, my obsession.

I KNOW LO SO CHINKY RIOGHT..

The day after tomorrow

I woke up and it was dark
All I could see was not even a spark
Without realizing what we done,
It’s too late to run.

Burning, smoking, farting
It’s all contributing.
Ice caps melting, the sea is rising
Islands vanishing without noticing.

I woke up from my nightmare
It really was a scare
If today we do not care,
I’m afraid my nightmare will come one day.

So where would you be
The day after tomorrow.

SIGH, I HAD ONLY AN HOUR DON'T LAUGH.

i is again playing basketball with azlan, ben and the normal people then kifri invited me to makan ideal spaghetti and tentrazine. zul tagged along. well, it waas burning hot but ze ball is tzoo zempting. talked with fizz and hanis then went back home. Returned to school at 3. feck i swear to god it was 40 degrees HOT. Well played with Shien, Hean, Sheng, Wee and Melv. We had a match againts the form one's which i think they did pretty well on 43-21. Played more ball with kok hui and fendi then i is went home at 6. I saw bobo in his alim baju for sembayang hajat. oh yeh, big shoutout to my emo korean drama friend bobo.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBO!!!!!!!

keeping it p0kl3n,
jon

samaritan Jon

2007-09-02T04:17:00.000-07:00

to all of you bad boys and girls there, sadar diri ok! be a good boy/girl before it's too late!! i is bian shen already. hahahahaha. okay i went to pusat ehsan to help out my cousin which they were having a bazzaaaaaaaarr, pelangi FM was there with sessy sessy DEEJAYS. i've made new friends!!!! from mentiri school. they're in form 5 though. i feel young.

the new friends.

being hit with water balloon wasn't fun. pain sia, especially where those bikerzz all those mucho mucho muscle muscle man come. oh feck, the only thing you could do was pray he miss. SOPH and her bf kinda want to man slaughter me, the bf ah kuai lan hit me in the face!! long chia si laaa. si gina >=O well soph become kuai help to sell stuffs later, she sold buns for breakfast where it was 3 in the afternoon. Jasmine's parents were there, MR.TAN HIT ME AT MY **** AH. i know jasmine told him to. didn't spot jasmine though. went home with Pauline, thanks for ze ridezzz. i is dead tired, feck science corrections ( samaritan my assssssss ). thats all for today.

GoodBoyIsI,
jon

YOU STUPID GIRL YOU BROKE MY HEART.

2007-09-01T08:21:00.000-07:00

to all the jonathan shim fan girls who terasa~ this have nothing to do with you. HAHAHAHA ok i is weird.

vien left, chea hong emo breakdownz, ian still on emo spree, bobo's finding chung hwa chickz, eric is crying, zim's sucked into gb, ann's with golf, jean is missing, jasmine is lost, harry is retarded and i is empty.

wheres' everybody when you is needing them?

we is missing you vien

glad to hear from you!! chea hong u is take care D: 24/7 standby during emo breakdownzz

gg,
jon

big boys do cry

2007-08-29T23:19:00.000-07:00

When's the last time you seen jonshim cry? it's like once in a blue moon, a special occasion, it's like eclipse of all the fcking 9 planets at once. It is like once u tiok 4D, the lottery. TODAY IS A SPECIAL DAY which i think i is going to cry =x

VIVIEN YAP CHIA CHIA IS LEAVING ='(

I'll be sending her off at the airport later i think, i might get my hair cut cause i don't want to look like a cave man. (p.s i is looking like I'm wearing a helmet on my head, but it's just my hair) sigh! so fast ah 5 days, i started chatting to her when she had the * 10 days and counting * at her msn nick, today it's 0 =( AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!VIEN AH! why don't msn me earlier =( now u leaving already! so sad ahhhhhhhh if only i knew you earlier! i is wishing you goodluck okay!! bring hot hot hot panassss ta poh peng yu back next summer! and it's time for you to move on =p JUST DONT FORGET JONSHIM, u can forget Ian and chea hong and shin and gladys and your daddy, mummy, didi, ERIC, bobo and everyone =D next time you come back with your thick thick heavy heavy ang mo accent i is long pia ah. sigh, talking about time flying so fast. it's currently 50 days to my PMB exam, i is not in mood to study yet, you people out there must encourage me ok >=O MANA MOTIVATION MANA MANA!?!?!?!?! eh lahh youuuu, walaupun samseng jeng jeng keng keng must study ok. VIEN u dont hiau so much ok! must tak zhe become kuai kia. guanyingma will support you. EH SEH MAN.

RIMULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
once again i is went to rimula yesterday with the "geng" ann lee, zim and the burung cinta harry and asmine. We met up with han andSoon lin i think thats his name. Li chien, gette joined us later. ahhhhhhhhhh sot eh ahh! we is noisy. A few quotes of the night

LI CHIEN : GO JOSHUAAAAAAAAAAAA
GETTE : GO ABU ALI BAKAR! GO JORDAN
HARRY: C"MON JORDAN SHOOT IN FOR ONCEEEEE
ANN: caweeerr!
ZIM: I'm desperate for someone! ( AHAHAHAHA kidding zim )
JASMINE: er, i there's something. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
HAN: I DONT LOOK LIKE HUI MIN OK =@
JONSHIM: GO MARCUS I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

there were few ISB-ians dancing and getting hysteric when marcus play, i think he's feeling a little paranoid, just like what happened to CHRIS from the sultan cup. oh well. DARWIN did some ass kicking, nice try Jordan. REALTORS owned LP harbour. if only i could play that well.. hmm. met up with li chien and sandra while waitting for zim's kereta. OH ANYONE REMEMBER SANDRA SINGING IN A RTB COMPETITION?. spam vote sandra ;)! zim sent me home. TERIMA KASIH MUH ANDZIM.

flooding airport is i,
jonshim

zhiyaoniquaile

2007-08-26T02:51:00.000-07:00

hello blog =D!

bibien yap is leaving in 4 days :( so soon. IF ONLY I HAVE STALK HER AND BE HER KAWAN EARLIER. sigh! she intro'ed me a sexy emo chinese mandarin girl/guy song =D i is loving to share! go dl Wang Pei Rong - ZhiYaoNiQuaiLe

saturday - jon shim skipped school because he don't want to go to the stadium and stand under the hot 10000000000000000000000°C sun. it rained though. worst i guess? getting wet =x had malay orals in the afternoon which he totally screw up, sigh so sad ah! he panicked!!! sigh sigh sigh, what to do, can't go back time and change it. Karma Karma. shit really happens. Went to rimula to watch basketball at night. Met up with Ann and Zim and the lovebirds Jasmine and Harry. They were late as usual. the match was between DARWIN all stars and LG Sakers while the second match was SINGAPORE slingers againts STA lucia realtors. LG kicked Darwin's arse, i left at half time on second show the SINGAPORE slingers were trailing by 1 point 39-40.

the gang

tian shi jie!

don't hate me cause I'm everything you're NOT

zhiyaoniquaile,
jonshim

counting the steps you take when you walked away

2007-08-24T05:37:00.000-07:00

my blog is getting boring.
I can't play the guitar like Ian with his emo song
I can't play the piano like Ian with his emo songs.
BUT I IS PROVING YOU that I is emo-er than Ian.

i carved my hand once, the name of my lover. My classmates really thought i was mad. They stayed away from me. My heart were breaking to pieces. They were missing her. She didn't know anything, i'm just a brother to her. carving her hand made me feel so free, so AHAHAHAAHAH CB whatever ok :| fcuk u ian u win.

WHAT DID JONSHIM DO ON....

monday! he went to school and walked around and scribble nonsense in his examination pad and draw silly silly stuffs and look out the window day dreaming. One day, i is will meet her!!

tuesday! he did the same thing only that he scribbled nonsense on Paint in the computer instead of his examination pad. Mr.Johny didn't care. thats why i ♥♥♥ him so much.

wednesday! he went to school late at 8am. slacking much? god knows. He finish his maths homework and Geography corrections and almost finish Science until he had been summoned to the gymnasium to watch a Japanese stand up comedy " Rakugo " .

well they weren't actually standing, instead they were sitting.

jon shim was also in the Borneo Bulletin newspaper. wasn't surprising, he's the bomb. Only that the picture came out not so the very clear. Auto focus wrong person i guess, but it's ok, he forgive that person who took it.

everyone knew that the camera auto focused the wrong person. Jon Shim

Ian dared jon to look like a fool for a dollar. he was tempted but feck it, must be mahal a little. Nerdy for the win. jonshim got sexy legs ♥

Thursday! he was again dreaming and scribbling nonsense on his examination pad waiting for CCA period, the only thing that inspired him to go school. whats wrong with this Shimmyboy. Basketball was " okay " didn't play well, few months of not intensive basketball stole all your stamina and your skillzxy away. I felt so crappy, everyone was great. tsk tsk except Mr.Yap hahahaha. oWn3D. pwN3D.nOObz0rzxy nah he did great. Went home and fell asleep, wanted to play GB the whole day but but sigh sleep is more important ( first time jon shim talkes like a human). for your info GB is GUNBOUND. I've just started it a few days ago and it's kinda cool so yeh D:

Friday! this boy woke up really early, 9ish? 10ish and started GB-ing till late evening, such a freak. Visit grandparents then went home and chat to Ann Lau Tsz Ying, she didn't change at all! i wonder what happened. Makes me wonder if she did give a fuck about him.

shit happens,
Jonshim

everybody leaves.

2007-08-18T19:36:00.000-07:00

i feeeeeeeeeeeeel loved now HEHEHEHEHE. ♥

i will be starting a new blog soon i think. :( sigh hate leaving qi xin is us but what to do ah no one wna blog with me here >=O. jean and jasmine will blog with me i think it'll be emofied.blogspot cause we is emo and we is cool!

lee choi's birthday was extremely fun ;D no shit. picked Jasmine and Jean from coffee bean and went to lee choi's house. I think she saw the birthday present as she was in the balcony, but she didn't =D. went to get ready the cake then called Jasmine out to help me in an excuse for emo talk =p. Went down and got the candles ready. ok role play time!!

Jon&Jas&Bel: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUUU
Ann: =O =O omg!
Jean: : HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO AYANNNNNNNN
HuiMin: =| ah wth.

peanut butter cheesecake D=

D: that beetch so happy ok!! then we went down and cut cake. i is so happy too D: though it's a little weird. peanut butter nuttella cheesecake. oh well hope you guys like it D: pizza hut we ate! emo songs we listen to. it was all great untill an incident happen :( then everyone went home. School yesterday suckarse man. i thought have orals then wear sch uni. ccb mine's on monday. HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. ok thats all for today.

our sweet escape

KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

TAGBOARD SHOUTOUTS
RYL : post already =p now go tag tag tag
Vycc: HEHEHEHE sounds like i force everyone to tag ah : p
Tianshijieee:it's all alright D: this blog is the last thing that we had!so it's going going going gone!
Rowee: LOVELOVE D:
CheaHong: okok will keep uptodate with you soon ;)
Vonne: you gila handal badminton player HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII D:

JonShimlovesyouall,
except leechoi.

i'm still alive!!!!

2007-08-16T19:49:00.000-07:00

short post for today. just would love to tell you guys that I'm still alive, keeping it less emo by the day but I think I'll do fine D: for your info this blog is dying as days past. Killing it softly eh? The most wasted day is in which we have not laughed. My ass ah, barely laughed this few weeks. Anyone would love to be qi xin and blog with me here or create another blog : ( ? ? ? anyone ???

a big big big big big shout out to my peanut butter buddy!!

happy birthday bitch D:

P0kL3Nh3@rtxZy & Peanut Butter Buddies =D

i love you so much that i think that i can beat chen chen already =D hahahaha. no shiet sherlock ok! have a great one!!

Less taggers by the day. No one love me anymore :( i guess Ian and Eric still and CheahWen!

closing down,
jon

anyone wna blog with me? ; D

2007-08-12T22:11:00.000-07:00

thing's changed. anyone interested to be chi seen ( qi xin ) with me and blog in this site you are always welcomed leave a note in the tag board or so.

Ann's birthday party.

I've told her that i can't go. She became sad and emotional, cause she loves me D: heh. I went to her house at 5. She saw me and ran up crying. PUNKED ok!! no shiet sherlock. Saw jean. chit chat we did and walked around kampong Kiarong. Ann doesn't have friends there. So anti-social. Went to buy stuffs to eat. Walked back and people started coming. Played basketball with Alvin Chen Aaron Arthur. Went to chillarx then ate bbq. THANKS jia min and Ann's maid. Played a game of 3 v3 basketball. JonShim Ms, Fonyih & Hongwee SAS vs Team Isb - Arthur,John,Johny. WE KICKED THEIR ASSES although they won =(. We flaunt our smexy sexy hot jokes in the kitchen the only one that made me laugh was NABIL'S . She qouted:

" THERE"S THIS GIRL SHE WENT TO AN ICE CREAM STORE" hahahahahaha it's an inside joke : p, if you were there you'll remember it.

talked to her. and finally got an answer, she left became wild i was. Went for walks at 12am and 3.30 pm. Hazim and Adi were scared of dogs, pussy cat boys. We did shots and everyone was high. Slept we did. Ate nasi lemak in the morning and went home at 1 and had my sleep till 6. This post is so boring. sigh. Pictures up when Ann posts it in my multiply.Congrats Jasmine : p

Should i cry because it's over or smile because it happened ?
Few songs in my head i would LOVE to share :D for the first time, I'm not Selfish

My chemical romance - I don't love you LYRICS SONG
Avril Lavigne - When you're gone LYRICS SONG
Plain White T's - Hey there Delilah LYRICS SONG

keeping it emo,
jon

who's perfect?

2007-08-10T19:26:00.000-07:00

IN LIFE, no one's perfect. THAT GOES TO YOU ANN LEE CHOI. MAKE MISTAKE BA STOP THE KEEP THE CHANGE JOKE. u suck too !. style="font-weight: bold;">ANN LEE CHOI. she almost tripped while walking down the Center Point staircase D: HEHEHEHEHEHE. thats' her whoops for today. as for me, i'm almost perfect HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH so kambang eh! ( you can insult me at tag board, i will track you beetch and beetches down )

i have troubles sleeping, so i'm a vampire at night, sleeping beauty in the day. I woke at six yesterday and jasmine tan tian shi jie msged me! The Geng asked me out for dinner. Met them at coffee bean and did the "yo" chinese p0kl3nh3@rtzxy pose. Azim stared at me. feck u, p0kl3ns are cool. We went to buy something and Zim saw his grandparents D: scared he was! Walked to escapade. Ate we did. Jeangelingz, Annz, Azimz, JonShimz. waterrrrr, windddddddd, fireeeeeee, poisonnn? WE IS CAPTAIN PLANETZORZZZZZxyY. oh well food was great. The price wasn't. We had class photo pictures Me and Zim.

Waitress stared at us ah ka ni nia. Walked to the lounge and then walked Zim to unitek. then walked jeangelingz and lee choi to the lounge then they sent me to netcom D: No mood to play games just went talking with fai and fizzi.Balik rumah and watched tv till beri beri late. TIANSHIJIE, gooodluckk and i'll see u soon ok D: CHEAHONG dont be emo D: and emo with me. THANKS FOR ALL THE ADIVCES on subjects. i will do a chart below D:

so far geography kicked ass !

a little webcaming convo with rowena D: kawaiiiiiiii jap style yo~

and and i can write my Chinese name. my JIE also.

Fang Mei Ping & Sen Jian Chiang ( i think la )

rock on,
jonshim

p.s aku emo~

rock paper or scissors?

2007-08-08T17:36:00.000-07:00

I HATE BEING SO indicisive. yesterday i had a briefing on subjects to be taken at Menengah 4 next year. 8 Compulsory subjects that is English Language, Bahasa Melaayu, Maths D, A Maths, Biology, Physics, Chemistry and Melayu Islam Beraja. 8 Optional, choose one. Comp Studies, D&T, Economics, English literature, Geo, Hist, French and POA.

I've chosen four so far. English literature, Comp studies, Geography or POA. i've got 1 month decide. ADVICE pleaseeeeez.briefing was seriously gila boring ah. No one was even listening. I chatted with Fizzi and Benny. Ian was freaking sick.poor Ian. He looks like mickey mouse in this pic.

Guess what we had for break. -.- feck the canteen, hungry ok! forced to eat. again and again NASI LEMAK. b-o-r-i-n-g-x-y-z. Once a p0kl3nh3@rtzxy, always one.

I AM p0kL3nH3@rTxYz. =D

went home and tried to finish my Computer project. I FAILED to do so because ANN LEE CHOI and I is going out. Picked her up and went to z Mallz. Saw Hambali, Rifaie, Izzat and Krapu. Went to Swensens to hang out and JASMINE TIAN SHI JIE came . woo! we talked and talked and talked. WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

i forget something. Before going to Swensens ANN LEE CHOI had an accident.

while walking down

the escalator,

jeng jeng jeng

i walked then

suddenly

i saw

ANNLEECHOI

stopped.

I asked her whats

wrong.

she said

it's stuck! it's stuck.

HEY I WAS SCARED

FOR A MOMENT.

HER HEELS STUCK

IN SOME HOLE

HAHAHAHHAH

AAHHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAH

then she asked me

to pull out for her.

i looked left,

look right,

feck it eh!

so pai seh liao

just pull la.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

i pulled then we went

laughing all the way

to swensens.

it's ok ann!

fang kai ni de xin

talked talked and talked! then TIAN SHI JIE JASMINE TAN came! wooo. we talked talked talked then went to the piano lounge and talked/emo-ing. They went back. Went to netcom and played a game of dota with
KWANG. feck i lost. ccb. went home and do computer homework while chatting to CHEA HONG and
JASMINE and ROWENA. thanks to chea hong & tian shi for listening. LOVE YOU TWO =D.

skipped school is I, briefing again today. Can't be bothered to listen. Jasmine laugh at my pinyin.

Jon's : Jasmine's
pian sen = bian shen
chi seen = qi xin

feck u : p,
love jon

p.s aku hot berabis carrie~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG KOK!

2007-08-04T23:19:00.000-07:00

9 down, 2 to go, i shall not wait but party like a wild animal.

it is Saturday night and it's BIG KOK's BIRTHDAY PARTY. I couldn't find anything for a guy like him. He's got the girlz, many condom already, tua han liao la. Then liqour also si beh zhoi. I finally thought of something. Copy his Basketball SkilzZ. Ian and me went to school and tried to do so, shien shien helped with video-taping. Introducing, Kok hui BOLA PUNYA SKILLZZZ
Kok Hui Style Number 1 - Three Pointer
Kok Hui Style Number 2
Kok Hui Style Number 3

and his birthday present " HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG KOK " <- ONlY 18 and ABOVE can watch.

i came to his house with my p0kl3nh3@rtxXzZyY outfit. Everyone greeted me as i was the Sultan. I salam-ed Kok Hui and wish him happy birthday and told him the present is in my pendrive. We went up and watch it at first but he didn't give a damn untill jeng jeng jeng. WATCH IT and u know. Food was great, i joined the ex-maple group eating while talking. Eric played maple, Jaspar and i is retired, Seong gave up. We talked about the future. Seong i guess MATH boy while Eric have his future secured with Sepacialz scheme, chem teacher while Jaspar most likely GEO/ENG teacher. I, shall be a rich man! Chartered Surveyor Jon Shim. feck it, it's 10 years away.

Spend most of my time in kok hui's room, cause there's where all the cool people hang out. All the ga-mang people. KOK hui is as emo as usual. Jon shim is emo-er while SHIEN SHIEN and IAN staring at Prawn and Melvin. Feck congrats Melvin! finally a man now huh prove that u have LamPahChi! ALL THE WAY YOU TWO :). aku balik rumah pukul 12.30, sent Ian home. Goodnight sleep it was. THANKS KOK HUI FOR HAVING ME THERE :)

I woke up at 1, told you it was good sleep. Makan bubur and watched CSI supreme Sunday. Personally, i hate CSI NY but i watched it, went online and BIG KOK didn't want to send me photos. FECK HIM. Emo talk with yiping ♥ thank you =D. Elic called me to play football at haruns with bobo. Invited ian we did but his knee cacated but we still love him. I'm off to play football now. that's all por today.

cinta jonshim banyak banyak. ♥

ohoh p.s aku hot~

fuck it it's just not worth trying

2007-07-31T23:46:00.000-07:00

nothing much happened, PMB qualifying exams happening it is, but something is on my mind, not books but this.

The Wait

Time Clicks as I await
The hour ends before my take
Sitting, thinking, waiting; my mind escapes

The day grows old as night passes
Wolves crying, coyotes howling; anticipating
Watching, staring, seeing -- nothing

Silence begins the day
as morning comes without notice
Tears begin to fall, slowly

The day moves on without hope
Wishing to be what is not to be

The sun moves to its peak
without a whisper or retreat

Time moving, but still empty
Stomach aching, curling
Still waiting

by Gary R. Hess

rainy days make me EMO

2007-07-28T19:21:00.000-07:00

for a great time, just visit www.lighttricklesthrough.blogspot.com
for a bad time, don't visit www.ann-thebomb.blogspot.com
im jk x) they're the bomb visit em!

what makes you all emo? i found out what makes me emo. RAINY DAYS, when i miss her x). feck this emo shiet, I'm not a girl thus i shall not be emo. Being emo once in a while feels good though.Chia's last post was family emo but im love emo! heh i bet whoever reads this post will think " jon, le siang zha boh ah, si lang aqua " in english, jon you're just like a girl, friggin gay.

AKU MAN

Two days to Pmb Qualifying exams and I'm still fooling around, study i haven't not even a single bit but i did some maths equation with Ian which we ended up coming to my house and play basketball =x. My mum gave me the " you haven't study talk " and gave me a pass to go out on Saturday, feck i love her. heh♥

With only 3 hours of sleep, ( thanks to Joycie and Cindy who kept me accompany on my emo night, Cindy kinda spoiled it though ) i managed to wake up and the only thing that kept be going was COFFEE, no shit sherlock coffee is the bomb. Went to class and rushed to finish my Geography homework and briefing of the Qualifying exam was re-scheduled to period 9 - 10. sob sob. no p.e! 12.30, school ended rush back home and tukar baju and rush to pick my sister up. Late i was, sorry i am! went to the mall with my p0kl3nh3@rtzZxXyY outfit and met Joycie, Ray and Katie ;) and a woman with one of her tits wet, lmao. Waited for Cindy, the princess as usual LATE again. Went to misato then the food not so tasty so walked to escapade, sweating was i. Unaju i ate, feck so full. THANKS FOR SUUUUUSHIII U PEOPLE, when i start working then u can paster me to blanja you guys, AKU ON.

revenge, Cindy you spoiled my Emo night >=O

Lunch was great! walked to netcom McD and saw abdul and talked to him while waiting for Harry, bloody hell ppk me. Met up with Jasmine and Ann then went to talked to Ray and Katie, now ray knows jasmine, jasmine knows ray. What a small world Brunei is. Went to solitude to be emo with Jasmine and Ann while waiting for Harry. Photos will be uploaded soon, when LeeChoi and Jasmine upload to my multiply x).There was this old guy playing friendster. He viewed a sexy girl and like stole her picture lmao, scarry it was! We went to centerpoint and tried out hats, No shiet sherlock they have sexy hats man. Walked back to the mall and missed the magic show again. Ate at swensens, hate the seats man so annoying >=O. Went to talk to Joycie and then later walked to McD to wait for kereta. had another emo talk with jasmine while waiting for car. i think it's the rain, whenever it rains i feel depressed. Went home and had a nap then went to grandma's house celebrate my dad's birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY PA.

Went online and chatted to people for awhile then went off and lie down on my bed reading story book and be emo by myself and fell asleep. Lee choi asked me to go empire like now. fcuk I HAVE EXAM OK U DON"T MAKE ME JEALOUS.

fcuk qualifying,
jon

i know where i stand

2007-07-26T18:11:00.000-07:00

wassap all yo. p0kl3nh3@rtxX to the yY to the zZ is the house yo! the house is comingggg downnnnn yo. Clap your hands and give me some love. HOLLLLLLLLLLA. gali eh. tskkkk. I'm bored of blogging my daily life. ann lau's in Malaysia so yeh im the only one blogging. Three days till my mocks, i is still fooling around. God of being not lazy and study, i need you.

Tuesday - SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL, it all defines to one word. BOr3ngzZxXyY ah.

Wednesday - SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL, it all defines to one word. BOr3ngzZxXyY ah.

Thursday - SCHOOL SCHOOL SCHOOL, it all defines to one word. BOr3ngzZxXyY ah. Have CCA so abit not borengz lo. Played 5v5 half court at school. Jon Shim, Melvin, Wen Yi, Azmi and Pussy Yong vs Benny Lim, Ming Kwang, Shervin, Nigel and Dee. Feck la they won 16-18. Lose hundred plus. all blame Ivan, he missed the shot. Went home shower and slept, woke up at 3.40 and went to see my msn. LeeChoi invited me to watch Simpsons, called my mum ask if i can and she gave me a " you haven't study " talk, she let me out anyway. Azim came and pick me up then went to HSBC to take money, im not rich. Reach gadong and met up with Ann Lee And Jon Lee with his little brother. We went in and watched the Simpsons. Fcuking hell funny no shit sherlock. MUST CHECK IT OUT!
came out and saw carrie and her geng chillin' there while waiting for yiping, She's going sg to study I WILL STALK U YIPING. Saw yesmean and jon, chatted for awhile. They gave em hugs, i gave um nuckles, cause im p0kl3n and im cool. Hung around the mall and i saw Katie And Ray. Sexylicious. What a small world, Ray knows Ann and Ann Knows ray. Walked around the mall and then went to dinner at Pizza hut. No appetite, we were.

Bon appe' TIT

Went home with zim, THANKS FOR THE RIDE. Went home, watched prison break and went to bed. Some photos of us.

Chi seen, trying to kill me.

p3@c3 ^^v

p3@c3 ^^v

Some of azim's lame jokes, but funny though. Ann looked at us as if we talking some alien language, poor Ann.

Banyak Hari-Hari, hari apa yang paling berijab
Jon: Hari Qiamat
Zim: No, HARI-mau LMAO.
Jon: =| FECK U LAME SHIET

Banyak huruf jawi, huruf apa yang boleh terbang
Jon: =\ i don't even know my alif bata well.
Zim: ALIFkopter
Jon: I BET U GOT THEM FROM BOOKS U SAD GEY HAHAHAHA
Zim: Old School ok from my ugama school.

Replies to taggy board

ERIC - better link ok or else i spam your tag board >=O
VIEN - u suck : p, am i that unwanted *-)
JOHN LEE CHOY JAS - yeh i also wanna see /crazy!

so kasian eh so little people tag. COME ON. LOVE IS CINTA, show me some cinta by tagging

feck pmb,
jon

mini typhoons

2007-07-23T22:08:00.000-07:00

what fears you most? for me i shall say ghosts but mini typhoons theese few days kinda scared me. it's like being in Indonesia when the tsunami came. My darling Ian was scared too, we comforted each other. thanks Ian. HUGzZxXyY.

saturday night - went shopping with mummy. YES i am a good boy. went home around 10 then started scribbling a card for Joycie, she chia us eat dim sum. Went to pick up hean at 10.30 then went to the mall. On the way to the mall, hean hean received a msg from his sister that there's gonna be a mini typhoon at around 11pm that day. I told Ali, he freaked out ok.

Jon: Ali! ada tsunami kan datang karang pukul 11
Ali : =| ALAMAK BENAR KA!
Ali : =S ABANG SAYA DI BELAIT DEKAT PANTAI!
Ali : takes phone and dialing brother's telephone number
Jon & Hean : LMAO

reached the mall and went in to see if any shop was open, kinda pai seh the card was fugly. All shops were closed by then, went to centerpoint and saw ririn and the geng which consisted of ah mao, beelay, katie and ray. Gave her the card, ririn the n00bz0rz had the " z0mg wtf is this " reaction. Walked to the toilet then saw ah tai. We talked till kevin and his gf came. ALL ABOUT MAPLE. went in and settle down. Benny Ong and Jingo and the cousins are just next to us. We took first round of food. Gila kali eh so much. Eat Eat Eat. Hean and Ray were allergic to prawn so many things can't eat. After sekejap i saw kevin and his gang. Ah^kid, hong hong and jon tee and other people. Kevin tu lan me cause didn't go empire play baddy with him, lol sorry kev x). Hong Hong leh siao liam ask me intro 13 to him. We talked talked talked and ate ate ate! still no siu mai come. Suddenly it came! 7 of them.

Jon: CHIONG AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! * runs *!
Jon: z0Mg SIU MAIIIII. hong hong come!!

Hong took 3 while we took four. something was fishy that night about dark kid something i was being outcasted ok!! went home at two plus then chatted to 13 for awhile then fell asleep.

p.s Ali was still scared from the tsunami scare. it was bullshit though

Sunday - stayed home and slept and went online the whole day
Monday - School was fine. Had a dentist appointment at three, finished at four and rush to school to play interhouse final. In the girls match, Pahlawan beat Panglima to secure the 3rd seat while Laksamana won the gold medal after beating Hulubalang. 3rd place for boys goes to Panglima, credits to the team and obviously my darling IAN CHAN for being the bomb!
Hulubalang and Pahlawan fought closely till the end of the match. Pahlawan won. FECK U BITCHES KALOK SIA! no shit sherlock they did excellent. I FOULED OUT ! *#@$&@*(#$&@# Good game to ben, hui, dee, fakrin, wee and azmi! GO GO HULUBALANG. Went home and do some programming project work. i hate qbasic, chatted to Sheryl she treated me like an AMAH only that she didn't scold me. Thunderstorm it was. WA KIA. hug hug IAN

CLICK > mini typhoon

love, i miss you ♥.

drifting apart?

2007-07-20T22:22:00.000-07:00

hello blog. i am sorry i haven't been posting, had been a busy week for me. 1 week till pmb qualifying exams and i am not yet ready. Haven't started studying actually so i will be isolated from the world for a week. maybe two after my exams finish then i will be like wild animal hanging around with you guys. what i've been doing for the last few days. hmm

Monday was a public holiday which i think i slept and stayed at home the whole day then i met Lee Choi and the Gang at capers at night. Eating lee tag was i with my kakak and my mimi. I couldn't believe they hung out in kiulap since 3pm. Chi Seen oh right they watched harry pot head. So uncool ok. To be honest, i haven't watch it =S any losers out there wanna watch with me?

Tuesday lerz, school -.- then had extra classes till 3+ then went to basketball court and play ball barefooted. I joined Panglima's site trying to kick pahlawan's ass. JonShim = IQBAL. MingKwang = Ian Chan. Izzudien = Eric. and Afif = Shervin. We kicked arse x) still lose lo. 47 - 52. Ian sent me home. Went home and dotaed with ian with my blistered leg soaked with water for two dota games. ian won twice x_x bloody hell celaka don't give chance one.

Wednesday i didn't do anything special just school and yeah came home and sleep and eat then pang sai then watch teevee then chat online and grew a day older. Yay me? oh yeah. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF PANG KANG TAO! he's got lots of kang tao lo, be sure to contact him at 8988888. he's not single and not available though. kekeke

Thursday i did something special! something brave which i won't share with the world. ( i know ma u are u stalking my blog) fiona u also nicky u also. oh yeh HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEONG MING SENG AND HARRY HII CHEONG FAN! i love u two alot lo. i came home from basketball at twelve thirty then went home start thinking of harry's present then all of em ready i saved in my pendrive which i forgot to bring to his party make me so sad okay. I WILL GIVE U NEXT TIME babooi. And leong, i will treat u next time we go out : D went to pick lee choi up then went to lee apple, we wore p0kl3nh3@rtzZxXyY outfit. there's this boy from school just came out from tuition saw me and wanted to took a photo of me then he like act he was talking on the phone then suddenly i see got flash come out one. wtfh man he's taking a candid shot of me in my p0kl3nh3@rtzZxXyY outfit. We bought tiny slices of cake for harry then we went to his house =x i am seriously amused very nice lo the house one thing i hate is his RM $1800 fugly devil from hell. it's cute though named nachos cause he eats cheese. He chased me around the living hell holy shiznit, the feeling was worst then being kidnapped. we played Wii and Pictionary which i both owned ~ as usual. ( kambang ehh ) i followed benny's ride home. I have a treasure hunt on friday 8am, ngaleh is i.

Friday - ACTS 29 Gadong Hunt? alot and alot of church people were there. i think us the ms people was the only buddist people there. No shit sherlock our team consist of FionaShimmy, Ben Ongy and Ian limmy and ME. Videos/ Pictures will be posted up later after i upload them from my sister's phone. i'll briefly describe what we were suppose to do. We hand to Sing/Dance/Hunt/Make a person laugh/ Run/ Count/ Eat/ Embaress ourself infront alot of people. Hrm i couldn't believe i wore stiletto heels and did a cat walk with a really bright pink manicure on my hands. Gay was i? finished the hunt at 12.30 and went back to my mum's office and had lunch. Re-meet ian and benny ong at 1.30 and waited for ali to send them to meifang. WE LOST. sob sob waste my $20 bucks. I met harry at netcom at around 2.15 we played cs and acted like lifeless gamers. Myron and Willie came then they joined us in eating thien thien. We went to funbread to wait for jasmine and lee choi to come. Emo chat we had! we were talking about how we met each other and how i met the gang. They came and we walked to batu bersurat. So many people stared at us okay. We watched my sisters play and yeah they won 69 - 32. We walked to chai ken siang. Harry and Jasmine ran from us then i acted like a mother.

Jon: "MUMMY SAY MUST HOLD HAND WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD, HOLD DIDI MUMMY AND DADDY HAND"!
Jas&Harry: RUNS!
Jon: " OIII MUMMY SAY CANNOT RUN, U COME BACK HERE NOW!"
Jon: " DARLING DON"T RUN" chases them and beat em up!

now i know how it feels like to be a mother. wa ka le kong sa pai liao! Kevin called us otw and asked if we wanted to hang out so yeah we invited him over for sultan cup. We went to chai ken siang. Lee choi ordered sweet and sour chicken, i had wa tan ho, harry had lamb something while jasmine had her " @#$*@#&$(@#*)@#*$ chinese food" i cant pronounce it, too complicated. Jasmine's sister picked harry and her up while Kevin picked me and lee choi up. Raining it was! We watched the first game and supported JASMO ALL THE WAY! the lost x_x. Malar Setia's Christopher was friggin hot. I swear to god we had something going on. I LOVE YOU CHRIS! DUNK FOR ME! they thrashed the chinese team. Went home with my sister's friend's ride. We sent Marsh? Mash? home then went home and chatted to jean then i think i fell asleep. yeh i did.
Saturday - music classes in 2 hours, haven't touch the keyboard for two weeks. Practice now i shall. that's all for today, keep tagging!

PICTURES

treasure hunt Gadong

sultan cup

harry's 15

VIDEOS

treasure hunt 1

treasure hunt 2

treasure hunt 3

treasure hunt 4

treasure hunt 5

treasure hunt 6

treasure hunt 7

Replies to taggy board

GET TI - im not kambang ok!! well : p great to see u yesterday
IAN - it's cheese : P
CHEAH WEN - yes he is sexy isn't he? he's got it from me ; )
WEE LI - u gay always ks me
CARRIE - she's too cool for us now.

Happy Birthday Sultan!! & shah : D

2007-07-15T21:49:00.000-07:00

first of all i would like to wish the sultan happy birthday live life to the fullest. he is actually, he's got everything hrm. blog shall i.

14.07.07 - i came back from school at two. lee choi msged me to go chillin' at gdg. DUH only place in Brunei to hang out. I skipped piano with an excuse no transport. lmao i wonder what she'll say if she saw me in gdg hahahahaha no shit sherlock. I met them at cineplex, azim and ann couldn't recognize me in my p0kl3nh3@rtzZxXyY outfit. Hazim tagged along. Ann was craving for her not so sexy dq hotdog so we went dq and ate ice cream while she had her not so sexy hotdog. We went to swensens and laugh and bitch about people. they did say something about DEX.HO which he tagged on my board the same day. Dejavu much. Harry and Jasmine finally returned my call. they were watching Die Hard 4. They left to buy present for jasmine's kawan. Four of us then went to McD and hung out for awhile then went to the lounge at centerpoint and eat ice cream! lee choi went home then i went to NetCom to meet fizzi and he went to makan so i called my kereta to come and pick me up. Went home and fell asleep? i miss love.
lee choi's so not sexy hotdog.

hazim's century egg ugly duckling.

E.T much.

15.07.07 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY SULTAN & SHAH. Had bbq. my brother's friends and my sister's friends. Drank they did. Played sick games we did. Twister was fun. Chun Han proved that drinking is not a factor for him. x). Billy and i danced? Jian Liang proved that nothing can disturb him when he's sleeping. Vernie = Rhenda = C.A Mohammed. HAHAHA i make no sense =x. Pictures up at http://kimkim47.multiply.com/photos/album/17.

When the SHIM"S get high - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY_mJO-oxwo
Twister ing - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYAxEcRdq7A

Twister-ing

You don't wanna know what we drank.A little bit of everything.

HAHAHAHA VERNIE DRANK. ACE DIAMOND LOL : p

Ugly.Drunk.High [ pps: CHUN HAN LE SI EH TAHNG EH AH!! ]

what i'd realize that we changed so much. time flies by too fast. memories will not last forever but pictures will o.o HAHAHAHA EMO MUCH . but seriously shit happens, life still goes on!

emo me,
jon

Pictures

2007-07-14T10:49:00.000-07:00

So that day me and jean went to yam cha in Tsim sha tsui. So weird :S two teenagers yam chaing without parents. we just felt like we were "incompleted" HAHAA

Loner- egg tart

Lovely couple- siu man

Okay. this is sooo lonely- left over chiong fan

This is Azim's company AHHA

Me and Jean were wondering if these are real? they were on the display outside

Ugliest socks. They painted it with white paint AHAHAHAAH and also take a look at the pants next to it.

Me being a tourist.

Chicken Nuggets in McDonald.

Neoprints

On the first day

On the second day

On the third day.

Hong Kong!

2007-07-13T08:28:00.000-07:00

Hong kong is fun, yes. really fun!! but i really miss my brunei friend (Jon), thats why i always come online. webcaming with Jon and Ann is the bomb. recording clips too.. many many. Yeahhhh, i might want to share with you guys next time. So, i brought Jean to everywhere in Hongkong. WE walked from sunrise to sunset. yeah... prettty long walk , just like Terry Fox, but with our sore shoulder and limping leg. And we took pictures, looking like tourists. will post them up soon, tmrw or the day after.. or the day afterr.. Now Annlee's really bored waiting for our reply in msn but really, we dont.give a shit. Me and Jean are really tired right now, so we'll be heading off too bed. We'll blog again tomorrow again!

xxx Ann Lau. feat Jean.

i love you 13

2007-07-11T23:14:00.000-07:00

i have to start studying. me and Ian had the same concept. " Tomorrow la" nau hiaa tmr never end one. everyday is tmr tmr tmr. Oh Well i shall start tmr. lawl : p

Wednesday - worst school day in the 5 days. borengzZxXyY ok. x to the y to the z! i went home early as extra class was cancelled. Lee Choi asked me to join them at rba in the afternoon. Came home and chat for a while then went for a nap. Next thing is my doraemon ring tone ringing. Lee Choi woke me up and asked if i needed a ride to rba, well i said yes. I woke up and start to pack then Jasmine's car came and rba here we come. We went to eat at Amigos till Kev and Chen came. I used chen's fcuked up racket. It was like the wimbledon finals. Kevin Lim vs Jon Shim.
jon shim won 3 sets over kevin 6-0, 6-0,6-0. I went to the driving range later with kevin. everyone greeted him as if he was like the Sultan. We went back and my sister called and ask me to go home and shower then watch transformers with her and my mum so yeah. I swam with kevin and chen like only for 5 minutes then i had to go. i leaked in the car, okay thats sounds wrong. i didn't change so yeah : p. Transformers was a little boring but still we forgive them. Went to eat at testi corner, came home and msged love she called me later and we talked on the phone for a while then i went to bed.

thursday - didn't go CCA because we had basketball interhouse. Pahlawan & Hulubalang both beat Laksamana.

sleep i is now,
jon

Be a man! do the right thing!

2007-07-09T22:23:00.000-07:00

first of all i'm sorry i haven't been blogging for awhile. reasons were; no inspiration eh seh, was a busy busy week. andddd tag tag tag!! where is the love people!!

06.07.07 - HAPPY BIRTHDAY JON NYAU!!!! u sexy thing. went out at 12 to the bank with my mum to create a headstart hsbc account or something. Reached gdg at 2 +, met fizzi and played dota with myron fizz and his friends. SK is BEYONG GODLIKE SOMEONE KILL HIM PLEASE. heh i left the game at 4 and met up with jean, Love and Ian. We hung around at west street till 4.45 where we watched die hard four. hrm another 9/10 movie. we walked to coffee bean later and did some talking and walked back to check on Weier then we went up to food court and talked. I went home at 8.30 and there was steamboat party so yeah i joined till really late. tired was i.

07.07.07 - z0mg schooooooool. eye red red cannot wake up lo. annoying much school school school. Came home at 1 then shower then practice my keyboard which i didn't touch for a week. I came on and chatted with love for a while then i went to music classes at four. I went shopping at 1.80 store ALONE. lonely right. bought some junks for the booth then went to sentosa restaurant to wait for harry and jasmine. z0mg make me look like loner seriously. We went to shop at sing kiew heng as it was the nearest. Went to jasmine's house and i was the 3rd wheel. a little awkward though. More and more people walked in the room. Played pictionary AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAZIM AZIM JON SHIM OWNEDDDDDD!!! : D yeah we did. i chatted to love happily webcamming HEHE then Nabil came and stole the computer then later the lovebirds. I had emo talk with lee choi and jean. fun it was we learned how to fart loud too. Azim came and tagged along high we were. Chen and Kevin came later and we played big two outside jas' house. I sent Azim home again then went back shower and msged love. Fall asleep i did? : p

we is p0kl3nh@rtzZxXyY

illegal gambling.

08.07.07 - woke up at 7 i did! 7.30 the court was filled with p0kl3n b@ll3rz h@rtzZxXyY. I joined them while waiting for the others. After playing awhile i checked my phone for the time. AHHHHH fcuk i left it at home. i went back with Benny to take it and had a short lunch. We went back and helped out with the booth. i was shouting my ass off for customers. some liked me, i scared the rest away. our theme was " BE A MAN! DO THE RIGHT THING AND COME AND FISH"! hell yeah we made some money. Happy was i! Jean and Ann came without money and played with the guppies we walked around and Ali sent us to jean's then to Rba. We played badminton and tennis. Kevin don't make sounds when he hits the ball. c'mon kev! went home at 8.30 SUPER DUPER DUPER SUPER tired i is. Monday school again. WHY!! WHY WHY!?!

09.07.07 - School = boring, tiring. I went home at 11 cause i "Paning" i went back to school at 3. bought pearl milk tea for the boys as a success to our booth. Hulubalang won Panglima at 37 - 13 Laksamana vs Pahlawan was rescheduled due to heavy rain. After the rain i walked to the football field to watch the 3rd, 4th ranking of the interhouse football it was between Panglima and Laksamana. it was the last minute till Ali scored an equalizer to level it 3 - 3. Panglima team roared with happiness. Penalty kick it was. The only shot i remembered was Ian Chan's. He hit the mid crossbar really hard. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA he mental after that. Panglima won in the end. Thats all for now. keep tagging : D

many loves,
jonshim

2 more days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-07-08T03:40:00.000-07:00

Where's Jon Shim??!?!?!! :( i miss him soooooooooooooooooooo much!!!!......................................................... Sigh. Anyway, i had just logged into the account and rescued this blog. I did nothing special today, so there is no need to blog about anything.

Happy Birthday kev!!

2007-07-04T22:34:00.000-07:00

love is complaining about me not blogging. i shall be the next harry and Benny. Maybe not, she is threatening me to skin me alive. Blog shall i.

04.07 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME. HEH kambang ehhhh. I would like to THANK YOU ALL for the greetings, meant a lot to me. EMO IS I heheh. i met up with Ian, Ann, Jasmine, Harry at Fun Bread, as usual. 58 bucks believe it or not? BELIEVE IT. We walked to Netcom and found fizz playing dota. me and ian joined them for dota while harry was challenging lee choi 1 v 1 CS. HAHAHAHA i lost and ian won. loser much. anyway we walked to the arcade and wasted 5 bucks for nothing. We met up with chen chen and kev. Kev so sexy now eh. We lim teh' at West Street. Benny tagged along and went for cs with ian, harry and jasmine. i was being the 4th wheel and kev was the 3rd. heh we watched transformers. z0mgggggggg so kewl. 10/10 please watch it. we hung around coffee bean then MCD then we all went home. Tired was i, Fun it was.

05.07 HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!!!. angry + emo + angry + angry + angry was i today. didnt know why. but HAPPPPPPPPPY BUTTDAYY enjoy the day the fullllllestttt heh.

many loves.

5 more FUCKING DAYS! i am so excited!!!

2007-07-04T20:43:00.001-07:00

If you are wondering what the "Days" are for all the while. i will tell you now: i am downcounting for the days i will be in Hong Kong with jean,julie and yesmean. i am so fucking excited!! Jean is going to stay in my house while julie and yesmean will stay together in her grandma's house. hahahaa gonna have two awesome weeks with jean : D and of course we would meet up with yesmean and julie! Hahahaa other than that, nothing to do today, gonna stay at home and chat. Oh yeh, me and weier need to help out with the chores now everyday... because of the new maid. she doesnt know much about cleaning and cooking and showering for the dogs!sigh :(

6 more days!!

2007-07-04T05:42:00.000-07:00

okay!this post is gonna be for jon shim only..

HAPPY 15th BIRTHDAY!!!!! : DDDDDD You better start revising!! Your exams are around the corner! AND COME CLOSER! OR ELSE I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE!

*abusive much eh? : P*

7 more days!

2007-07-03T06:46:00.000-07:00

Jon Shim's birthday is in A DAY! ♥♥

Anyway.. today is a tiring day, got woken up by my aunt at 9 am. She's so much better than an alarm clock, although she always ask me and weier to set our alarm and must wake up at certain time. But no!! she would eventually start BANGGGGGGGGGINGGGGGG the door and unlocking it with keys and start shouting “ ANN! qui lai lah!” and this kind of waking up usually takes me 10 mins to bring back my souls and actually start getting up. Then at like 11 something, me and weier and her mum went to supa save, bought food and ingredients for tonight’s party (weier’s music class party). It was very boring, but then something happened in between. Okay, so like me and weier wanted to get a bottle of soap so we walked to the shampoo and stuff session, and I opened and smelled each one of them, I was like “Oh hey weier! smell this one! smell nice!” so I passed it to her and she………DROPPPPPPPPED the whole bottle + spilled a little bit of blue liquid on the floor and there was a guy who was staring at us saw her dropping it. So dumb of her.. Today is like a black Friday for her. She dropped many things. ok then we got on the car after this, weier and her mum talked about a history teacher in our school who is very unsocialised and isolated from other teachers and how he never give good grades to anybody. Yeh, then I got home, helped preparing for tonight.. It was very fun, weier and I spread garlic and some cream thing on pieces of bread and we also helped frying potatoes. Then she started the party at 7 pm and everyone came one by one and again i helped washing dishes. Such a Cinderella (yeh right). Anyway, the whole bunch of people are karaoke-ing now and I am gonna be continue chatting to love now.

When Two Becomes One

2007-07-03T00:55:00.000-07:00

Hellllooo,

I know you are very disappointed in me leaving my old blog. DON’T BLAME ME!! Blame them : p heh. ANYWAYY, Sunday was pretty tiring but I had a great time. THANKS LOVEEE. Here’s a video of me and Harry.

Take 2 Spice Girls – Two Becomes One

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_shy6ElX6nw

Say goodbye to a volcanic zit

2007-07-02T03:56:00.000-07:00

Omgoodness. I found this video in Youtube, and it was Sicker than Everrrrr! But i still would like to share it with you guys..But for those who are eating , PLEASE don't load it...cause you would lose your apetite....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aW7rIkigkv0